2015 Quotes

TRAVELLERCON 2015 “FAMOUS” QUOTES:

GAME: (UNKNOWN)
Bill: “Actually, there is a chance of a hull breach.”
Cailin: “Oh, shit.”
Mike Brill: “Not here, please. It tends to draw flies.”
Allen: “... and Pokemon players.”

GAME: A QUESTION OF SILENCE
Craig: “There was a frog in his throat.” (A dealing with Newts)

GAME: GHOST SHIP
Shrim (Patron): “I’d like to hire your ship.”
Ken P: “Done”
Keith F: “Excuse me! I’m the Captain... Done!”

Shrim (Patron): “I’m gonna come along with you guys.”
Ken P: “What can you do aboard?”
Shrim: “I can do lots of stuff.”
Hoyle (Steward): “You can be the Steward!”

Harry: “Can we get a background check on our passenger?”
Hoyle (To the Patron after a bad roll): “Give me your underwear.”

Ken P: “We go to get ?????????”
Harry: “Cause nothing can go wrong with that!”

Keith F: “When you buy the weapons, avoid anything that will pierce the hull.”
Ken P: “Doesn’t plasma coat the hull?”
Keith F: “...and protect the stomach from acid? NO!”

Ken P: “We’re liquored­-up... with guns. Just say the word!”

Hoyle: “There was I/R goggles, ammo, and moustache wax in the briefcase.”
Keith F: “Moustache wax? Seriously?”
Hoyle: “No. I just made that up.”

(When faced with having just found a precious artifact)
Harry (to the Scientist): “You need to science the shit out of this!”

Hoyle: “Accidentally shoot through the zombie.”

GAME: BATTLE OF REGINA
“Someone get the duct tape. We need to fix the meson gun.”

“I need five volunteers to become the new spine of the ship, so we can jump together.”

GAME: NOVA ROMA
Brian A: “What could possibly go wrong?”
Mike Brill: “Never fear... Smith is here.”

GAME: VELVET REVOLUTION
Ken P (to a Vilani bureaucrat): “Do you know who I am?!?!”
Vilani: “No, do you?”
Hoyle: “He forgot... he has a head wound!”

GAME: SURVEY MISSION

Allan (on a desert world): “It’s only three klicks to the spot... we can walk that.”
Harry: “Not in heels I can’t.”

Gunner: “Is this the time the Away Team rescues us?”

GAME: THING IN THE TELESCOPE

“We’re Scouts, and even we’re pessimistic about this!”

GAME: MINI­GAME
Bracken: “#!$*@#!”
Bill P: “Your putting too much tension into your rolls.”
Bracken: “I am nothing BUT tension.”